Pensamento de Novembro

Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

Homens: amem, respeitem e agradeçam a todos as mulheres presentes na vossa vida.
Mulheres: deixemo-nos ser amadas, respeitadas e agradecidas.